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翻译： 丫頭 小抻 Rong 昵称 燮守愚
歌词：黑色猴门企业 校对：肉丝 后期：幸运星
大家好! 感谢大家的到来! Hello, everybody. Thanks for coming.
我叫老雷斯 是树木的代言人 I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees.
请允许我说几句话 And I'd like to say a few words, if you please.
关于你们即将看到的故事 Regarding the story that you're about to see
这是一个真实的故事 相信我 it actually happened. Just take it from me
而它又不仅仅是故事的表面那样简单 But there's more to this story than what's on the page,
更多的内容请看大荧幕 so please pay attention while I set the stage.
故事从百变小镇开始 We open in Thneedville,
它是一座由塑料堆砌的虚假的城市 a city they say that was plastic and fake,
而他们竟然喜欢它的虚假! and they liked it that way!
没有自然 没有一棵活生生的树 A town without nature, not one living tree.
这里到底发生了什么? So, what happened to them?
音乐起! 让我们一起来看看 Cue the music! Let's see.
嗡 嗡 Buzz. Buzz.
老雷斯的故事
# 在百变小镇 这又是崭新的一天 # In Thneedville, it's a brand new dawn
# 崭新的汽车 崭新的别墅连着草坪 # With brand new cars and houses and lawns
# 我们的百变小镇无所不有 样样齐全 # Here in Got-all-that-we-need-ville
# 在百变小镇 我们的树木全部自制 # In Thneedville, we manufacture our trees
# 工厂生产 保质保量 # Each one is made in factories
# 而且只用九十六节电池 # And uses 96 batteries
# 在百变小镇 空气没那么清新 # In Thneedville, the air's not so clean
# 所以我们买新鲜空气 # So we buy it fresh
# 就是用的这个机器! # It comes out this machine!
# 百变小镇 包您满意 # In Satisfaction's guaranteed-ville
# 在百变小镇 我们不想知道 # In Thneedville, we don't want to know
# 灰尘 垃圾 污染物去了哪里 # Where the smog and trash and chemicals go
# 游了会儿泳 我就开始发光 # I just went swimming, and now I glow
# 在百变小镇 我们无时无刻不欢乐 # In Thneedville, we have fun year round
# 能滑雪 能冲浪 # We surf and snowboard right in town
# 感谢主的恩赐 # We thank the Lord for all we've got
# 还有这个全新的停车场! # Including this brand new parking lot!
# 停车场! # Parking lot!
# 看 那是欧黑拉 # Oh, look, it's Aloysius O'Hare
清新空气!
# 欧黑拉 # Aloysius O'Hare
# 那个人通过出售空气 # The man who found a way to sell air
# 成为了超级富翁 # And became a zillionaire
老欧空气
# 嘿嘿嘿哈! # Hip-hip-hooray!
# 我们爱百变小镇 # In Thneedville, we love living this way
# 简直就像生活在天堂 # It's like living in paradise
# 如此完美! 永远完美 # It's perfect! And that's how it will stay
# 没错! # Oh, yeah!
# 就在这宜居之镇 # Here in Love-the-life-we-lead-ville
# 成功之镇 # Destined-to-succeed-ville
# 满意之镇 # We-are-all-agreed-ville
# 就在我们喜欢的... # We love it here in...
# 百变小镇! # Thneedville!
太好了! Yes!
哦 嗨 泰德 Oh, hi, Ted.
哦 嘿 奥德丽 嗨 Oh, hey, Audrey. Hi.
你的球是不是又登陆到我的后院了? Did your ball land in my backyard again?
什么? 不是的 What? No.
这次是个模型飞机 A model airplane, this time.
嘿 给你看点神奇的东西怎么样? Hey, do you want to see something cool?
快来 Come on.
哇! Whoa!
是你... Did you...
是你画的吗? Did you paint this?
- 你喜欢吗? - 什么! - Do you like it? - What?
你在开玩笑吗? 这太神了! Are you kidding? This is amazing!
那些是什么? What are those?
那些是树 真的树! Those are trees. Real ones.
它们曾经生长在我们的周围各处 They used to grow all around here.
人们说它们摸上去 And people said that the touch of their tufts
比任何东西都柔软 甚至是丝绸 was softer than anything, even silk.
它们闻起来就像蝴蝶牛奶! And they smelled like butterfly milk!
哇! 那到底是怎么样的? Wow! What does that even mean?
我知道! 对吧?! I know, right?
哦 耶 Oh, yeah.
在这个世界上我最想做的一件事就是看见 What I want more than anything in the whole world is to see
一棵真正的 活生生的树 a real living tree
生长在我的院子里 growing in my backyard.
所以如果说... 我只是大胆设想一下而已 So if, say... I'm just thinking out loud here.
如果某个家伙不知怎的为你找到了一棵... If a guy somehow got you one...
我可能会当场嫁给他 I'd probably marry him on the spot.
这听起来一定很疯狂 很疯狂吗? I bet that sounds crazy. Does that sound crazy?
不! 不疯狂 No! Not crazy.
一点也不疯狂 Not crazy at all.
泰德 亲爱的 别玩你的食物 Ted, honey, don't play with your food.
你也是 妈妈 You, either, Mom.
那个 妈妈 你知道有什么地方能 So, Mom, do you happen to know if there's any place
让我找到一棵真正的树吗? where I could get a real tree?
泰德 我们已经有了一棵树了 而且是最新款 Ted, we already have a tree. It's the latest model.
是 但是我的意思是一棵真的树 Yeah, but I mean a real one
长在地里的 或者随便什么里的都好啦 that grows out of the ground or whatever.
你懂吗? 一棵真正的树 You know, a real tree.
你说真的吗? Really?
你情愿要从地底下戳出来的几块又脏 You would rather have some dirty, messy
又乱七八糟的木头 也看不上家里的最新款? lump of wood that just sticks out of the ground?
那能用来干嘛? 我都不知道它能干嘛 And it does what? I don't even know what it does.
有什么用? What's its purpose?
你看看我们家的树 Look at what we've got.
橡木制造 唯一一棵自带遥控的树 It's the Oak-amatic. The only tree with its own remote.
夏天 秋天 冬天 Summer, autumn, winter,
还有迪斯科! and disco!
- 妈妈? - 快 泰德 跟上拍子 - Mom? - Come on, Ted. Get into it.
随树起舞 Dance with the tree.
哦 太吵了 妈妈 求你停下来 Oh, it hurts, Mom. Please stop.
反正... 不管怎么样... So w...anyway...
反正我要一棵树 Let's just say I need a tree.
我得去哪? 做什么? Where would I go? What do I do?
那你听着 你得找到老万 Then you know what? You need to find the Once-ler.
谁? The what?
妈妈 现在不是你讲魔法故事的时候 好吗? Mom, it's not really the time for one of your magical fables, okay?
对啦 我忘记了 That's right, I forgot.
我老了 甚至都不记得要把我的牙装回去 I'm old and can't even remember to put my teeth in.
得了吧 我不是说这个 Stand down. That's not what I meant.
不好 说真的 我忘记我的牙了 No, really, I forgot my teeth.
亲爱的你能帮我去拿吗? Would you be a dear and go get them for me?
当然 妈妈 Sure, Mom.
好了 事情是这样的 Okay, here's the deal.
老万知道那些树发生了什么 The Once-ler is the man who knows what happened to the trees.
你想要找一棵树 那你就要找到他 You want one, you need to find him.
老万? 嗯哼 The Once-ler? Mmm-hmm.
好吧 外婆 我们现在讨论的 Okay. Grammy, is this a real thing
是真事儿吗? that we're talking about now?
哦 他当然是真的 Oh, he's real all right.
那 我上哪儿能找到他? Well, where can I find him?
远在镇外的寸草不生的地方 Far outside of town where the grass never grows
那里阴风阵阵 还散发着酸臭味 and the wind smells slow and sour when it blows.
只有老乌鸦独自哀鸣 And no birds ever sing, excepting old crows.
别吓我了 Quit doing that.
那就是老万居住的地方 That's the place where the Once-ler lives.
等一下 镇外? Wait, outside of town?
人们说 如果你带十五美分 People used to say if you brought him 15 cents,
一个钉子 a nail
还有祖祖祖爷爷蜗牛去见他 and the shell of a great, great, great grandfather snail,
他就会告诉你所有事 he would tell you everything.
排出口
嗯? Hmm.
小镇出口
老欧先生 我们为您想到的 Mr. O'Hare, what we've got for you
是一个能使老欧空气更上一层楼的 is something that is going to take O'Hare Air
设想 to the next level.
现在 老欧先生 我知道你在想什么 Now, Mr. O'Hare, I know what you're thinking.
第一 "外面的空气很臭" One, "I've gotten rich selling people air that's"
"我因为卖更新鲜的空气给人们而变得富有" "fresher than the stinky stuff outside"
第二 这一点很重要 Two, and here is the important one,
"我怎样才能赚更多的钱?" "How can I possibly make even more money?"
我们可以告诉你 先生! 我们可以告诉你 We can tell you, sir! We can tell you.
请看一下我们的广告 哈? Check out this commercial, huh?
又是一个无聊的星期六 Well, here goes another lame Saturday.
伙计 我可不这么觉得! Dude, I don't think so!
哈? Huh!
嘿! Hey!
天呐! Man!
哦 耶! Oh, yeah!
什么! What!
耶! 嘿嘿! Yeah! Hei Hei!
老欧纯净空气饮 清新上市 O'Hare purified air. Freshness to go.
请安心呼吸 Please breathe responsibly.
啊? Ah?
- 哦 天呐 不错吧! - 我太喜欢了 - Oh, my goodness. Yeah! - Love it.
你们在寻我开心吧 You got to be kidding me.
你真的觉得人们蠢到会买这个吗? You really think people are stupid enough to buy this?
我们的调查显示如果你把东西放塑料瓶里卖 Our research shows that if you put something in a plastic bottle,
人们就会买下它 people will buy it.
完全准确 还有... Exactly. And...
还有更重要的是 等我们建一个新工厂 And what's more, when we build a new factory
来做塑料瓶子 to make the plastic bottles,
空气质量正好变得更差了 the air quality is just going to get worse.
人们会更加想买我们的空气的 Which will make people want our air even more,
然后销量就能提高到哪? and drive sales where?
穿过屋顶! Through the roof!
所以 换句话说 空气中烟雾越多 So, in other words, the more smog in the sky
买空气的人就越多 the more people will buy.
看吧 所以他才是这方面的天才! See, that's why he's the genius!
这点子都押韵的 It even rhymes!
我也意识到它押韵了 I'm aware it rhymes.
保镖 大只的 Coats. Big.
你们两个蠢蛋想干嘛? What do you two knuckleheads want?
我会才开到一半! I'm in the middle of a meeting!
警报!
怎么会? What?
他为什么要离开小镇? Why is he leaving town?
从没有人离开过! No one ever leaves town!
去查他想干嘛 See what he's up to.
哇! Whoa!
百变巾!
哈? Huh?
哇! 哇 Whoa! Whoa.
哦 上帝 Oh, man.
小心危险! 禁止进入! 远离此地!
守护神老雷斯之街
哇! Whoa!
好吧 All right.
除非
老万
好的 Okay.
怎么... What the...
哇! Whoa!
你是谁? Who are you?
你是谁 在这儿干什么? Who are you and what are you doing here?
我是泰德 我是泰德 I'm Ted. I'm Ted.
我不能呼吸了 你是老万吗? I can't breathe. Are you the Once-ler?
- 哦 天呐 - 你没读警示牌吗? - Oh, man. - Didn't you read the signs?
没人能来这儿 No one is supposed to come here.
滚出这里 别来烦我! Get out of here and leave me alone!
别让靴子踢你出去 And don't let the boot hit you on the way out.
靴子? The boot?
中了! Hello!
啊哦! Ow!
听着! 有人说如果我带这些东西来给你 Listen! People say that if someone brings you this stuff
你会跟我说树的事情 that you will tell them about trees.
别 别 别! No, no, no!
树? Trees?
是的 真的树 Yeah, real ones.
你知道的 从地里长出来的? You know, that grow out of the ground?
有人吗? Hello?
对不起 我只是... Sorry, it's just...
我以为没人在乎树了 Well, I didn't think anyone still cared about trees.
你看 我不就在乎么 我在乎 Well, that's me. The guy who still cares. I'm here.
嗨! 干嘛? Hey! What?
你想知道树的故事? Do you want to know about trees?
它们怎么了? About what happened to them?
为什么它们消失不见? 都是因为我 Why they're all gone? It's because of me.
等等 你说什么? Wait, what?
都是因为我! It's because of me!
因为我的发明 百变巾 And my invention, the Thneed.
它是惊世之作 功能千变万化 It was an amazing product that could do the job of a thousand.
好吧 All right.
虽然听起来很可笑 不过还挺酷的 Sounds ridiculous, but I mean, that's cool.
说得太对了 非常酷! You're darn right it was cool!
一切要从很久很久以前说起 It all started a long time ago.
能别从那么久远说起吗 拜托? Can we start not so long ago, maybe?
你还要不要树? Do you want a tree?
要 要 Yes, yes.
那就得从很久很久以前说起 Then it all started a long, long time ago.
我是个即将离家的年轻人 I was a young man leaving home.
我要走啦 妈妈 我要用百变巾改变世界 Well, here I go, Mom. Off to change the world with my Thneed.
说到做到! I'm actually doing it!
好 但要记得 小万 Yes, but just remember, Oncie,
要是你的发明 if somehow your invention ends up a failure
最终以失败告终 instead of a success,
噢 我可不会感到意外! oh, it wouldn't surprise me at all!
坐骑不错 Nice wheels.
去你的! Burn!
哦! Ow!
没错 "去你的!" Yeah, "Burn!"
不过你们等着瞧吧 我会证明你们都看错了 But you will see, okay? I'm going to prove you all wrong.
走 梅尔文! Come on, Melvin!
我就此白手起家 So, there I was at the very bottom.
唯有老骡车相伴 With nothing but a wagon, a mule,
带着我满腔盲目的乐观精神 and a completely irrational sense of optimism.
走遍五湖四海 I was searching the globe,
执着寻找制作百变巾的完美材料 obsessed with finding the perfect material for my Thneed.
但我一无所获 But I'd had absolutely no success.
直到一日 我找到了一片世外桃源 Until one day, I found paradise.
哦! Oh!
我们快找到了 我保证 We're going to be there soon, I'm sure.
哇! Whoa!
这是最美的地方 This is the most beautiful place,
好吧 我见过的最美的地方 okay, I have ever seen.
哦 Oh.
嗒哒! Ta-da!
哇! Whoa!
# 耶 # Yeah
# 就是它了 # This is it
# 就是这里 # This is the place
# 棉花糖树正是我所需 # These Truffula trees are just what I need
# 砍倒树一棵 制成百变巾 # Gonna chop one down and make my Thneed
# 但首先... # But first...
你们唱! Now you!
唱得好! That's great!
# 友谊开始萌芽 # So now our friendship can begin
# 双手相握 鳍翼相牵 # Hand in hand, and wing and fin
# 我们无所不能 # There's nothing you and I can't do
# 携手把梦想实现 # So let's all make my dreams come true
嗨 朋友们! Hey, guys!
来 我的合音团哪去了? Come on, where is my back-up chorus?
咋啦? What?
啊哈! 哦 Ah-ha! Oh.
噢! Ooh!
嘿 嘿 等等 稍等 Hey, hey, wait. Wait a minute.
干嘛? Excuse me?
故事很棒 Yeah, that's awesome.
给森林动物们喂垃圾食品? 好极了 Feeding junk food to forest animals? That's great.
但是 你有没有排一出音乐剧 But, uh, is there a musical number
告诉我哪里能找到一棵树? where you show me how to get a tree?
我比较想听那一出 Because I would love to hear that one.
哦 对 就在这出关于一个小男孩 Oh, yes. Right after the musical number about the kid
一直打断我的故事 who kept interrupting the story,
的仅此一场的音乐剧之后 and was never heard from again.
好吧 我懂了 接着说 Right, got it. Proceed.
很好 开工 All right, here we go.
来编织百变巾 来改变世界 About to make a Thneed, about to change the world.
都来看看 伙计们... Check it out, guys...
大伙跑哪儿去了? Where did everybody go?
我丝毫不知 砍倒那棵树后 Little did I know that by chopping down that tree
我召唤来了与时光一样古老的神秘生物 I had just summoned a mystical creature as old as time itself.
传说中的 有点聒噪的 The legendary, slightly annoying
森林守护神 guardian of the forest.
老雷斯 The Lorax.
- 嘿! - 喔! - Hey! - Whoo!
是你砍倒了这棵树? Did you chop down this tree?
呃...不是我 Uh... No.
谁干的? Who did it?
有灰机! What's that?
我觉得是他干的 I think he did it.
走! 离开这里! Leave! Vacate the premises!
拿上你的斧头滚! Take your ax and get out!
你又是谁? And who are you?
我是老雷斯! 森林守护神 I'm the Lorax! Guardian of the forest.
树木的代言人 I speak for the trees.
你是在说 你没看见 So you're telling me, you just didn't see me
我从树桩里蹦出的那神奇一幕吗? magically appear out of that stump?
那电闪雷鸣的浩大声势 With all the lightning and thunder and stuff.
你啥都没看见? You didn't see any of that?
没 听起来很惊人嘛 我有幸能观赏吗? No, but that sounds amazing. Can I see some of that?
嗯 当然可以 但不是这么用的 Uh, yeah, I could show you. But that's not how it works.
好吧 嗯... Okay. Um...
当没发生过 Didn't really happen.
我知道你想要什么! Oh, I know what you want!
我手里有颗糖 I've got one of these
给我见过最可爱的小东西! for the cutest little guy I ever saw!
好好吃 好好吃 好好吃... Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy...
大胆! 给我! How dare you! Give me that!
嗯 Mmm.
虽然我要吃掉它 I'm going to eat this,
但它大大冒犯我了 but I am highly offended by it.
你干什么...嘿 大胡子! 快停下! What are you... Hey, Mustache! Will you stop that?
你搞什么 老兄? What's your deal, man?
拔出固定桩 你该走了 瘦竹竿! Pull them right out. Time for you to go, Beanpole!
我会把它们一一敲回去 我们能耗上一整天 Just going to put them right back in. We can do this all day.
快停下! 停下! Stop right there! Stop it!
所以你要对无辜的自然生灵挥榔头吗? So you would hammer one of nature's innocent creatures?
什么? 不! What? No!
我才不会敲这小家伙 而你呢 正相反 I would never hit this little guy. You, on the other hand,
我会兴高采烈地 I would gladly pound you
把你和你的胡子敲进地里! and your mustache into the ground!
看! 入侵者和他的暴力手段 Behold! The intruder and his violent ways.
太可耻了 不要脸! Shame on you. For shame!
好吧 你知道吗? 到此为止! All right, you know what? That's it!
听我说 你这毛茸茸的烘肉卷 You listen to me, you furry meatloaf.
我想要多少树 就砍多少棵 懂吗? I'm going to chop down as many trees as I need. Okay?
新闻快讯! 我哪儿都不去! Newsflash! Not going anywhere!
就这样 End of story.
你让我别无选择 Then you leave me no choice.
如果日落之前 你还没离开这座山谷 If you're not gone by the time the sun sets on this valley,
大自然会对你释放所有的能量 all the forces of nature will be unleashed upon you
诅咒你直到你生命的尽头! and curse you until the end of your days!
你已经被警告了 You have been warned.
- 谢谢 - 不客气 - Thanks. - Yeah, okay.
你被警告了 You have been warned.
但我没听从他的警告 But I didn't listen to his warning.
你肯定不相信那晚发生了什么 And you won't believe what happened that night.
什么? What?
欲知后事如何 明日再来 If you want to hear more, come back tomorrow.
嘿 等等! 明天? Hey, wait, wait! Tomorrow?
哇! Whoa!
喔 吼 吼 Whoa-ho-ho.
你开玩笑吧? Are you serious right now?
啊! 你这里荒无人烟! Ah! You live in the middle of nowhere!
还臭烘烘的 我可不想再来了! It stinks out here. Don't make me come back!
你大概真不想听故事的后续了 I guess you don't really want to hear the rest of the story.
不 不 No, no.
我要听 我真要听 我想听下去 只是... I do. I really do. I want to hear the story. I just...
不! 你不是那块料 不送 Nah! You don't have what it takes. Goodbye.
等等! 我行的 Wait, wait! I have what it takes.
好吧 好吧 我会再来的 It's all right. It's okay, I'll come back.
没问题 It's no problem.
看 我要走了 正在走远 See, here I am, leaving. Walking away now.
明天见 I'll see you tomorrow.
嗯 Mmm.
也许 也许吧 Maybe. Just maybe.
你许了什么愿 奥德丽? What did you wish for, Audrey?
我很想告诉你 Well, I would love to tell you,
但可惜 你知道许愿的规矩的 我不能说 but, sadly, according to the universal wish laws, I cannot.
我知道她的愿望 I know what she wished for.
大概 是它... Was it, perhaps...
这个? This?
泰德 你不是吧 Ted, you didn't.
没错 我做到了 Oh, no. I totally did.
生日快乐 奥德丽 Happy birthday, Audrey.
吻他! 吻他! Kiss him! Kiss him!
泰德 Ted.
- 泰德 泰德斯特- 嗯! - Ted. Tedster. - Huh!
你又在亲吻麦片盒了 宝贝儿 You're kissing the cereal again, hon.
怎么啦? What?
我只是...喜欢这种麦片 I just... I like this cereal.
是啥来着? 对! What one is this? Yeah!
好的 Okay.
下次我肯定给你多买点 Well, I'll make sure to buy extra next time for you.
好极了 嘿 我要走了 还有事要做 All right, cool. Hey, I got to run. I got to go do a thing.
所以 回头见 So, I'll see you guys.
喔! 喔! 喔! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
你哪都不能去 小伙子 You're not going anywhere, young man.
今天是周日 你知道周日的意义吗? It's Sunday. You know what that means?
家庭时光 我们全家一起玩棋盘游戏! Family time, and we're all playing board games!
但... But...
嗯 Hmm.
嗯? Mmm?
哦 天哪 Oh, man.
妈 说真的 每回都这样? Mom, seriously every turn?
嘿 退下! Hey, back off!
喔! Ooh!
- 别 - 行! 家庭时光结束 - No. - Okay! Family time is over.
现在是私人时间 我回房间 It is now personal time. I'll be in my room.
好啊 亲爱的 玩得开心 Okay, dear. Have fun.
就知道 我能搞定她 I knew I could break her.
- 去吧 - 啊? - Go. - Huh?
去找他! Go see him!
哦耶! Oh, yeah!
你真牛! 谢谢你 外婆 You rule! Thank you, Grammy.
哇喔! Whoa!
嘿! 你是泰德吧? Hey! Ted, right?
老欧先生? Um, Mr. O'Hare?
我听说 你对树开始感兴趣了 So, I hear you have become interested in trees.
怎么一回事? What's that all about?
哦 嗯... Oh. Um...
你从哪儿听说的? Where did you hear that?
哦 Oh.
泰迪 在百变小镇没有什么事 Teddy, there's not much that goes on in Thneedville
是我不知道的 that I don't know about.
关键在于 我做的是卖新鲜空气的生意 Here's the deal, I make a living selling fresh air to people.
而树呢? 它们在免费制造空气 Trees? They make it for free.
所以 一旦我听到有人在谈论树什么的 So, when I hear people talking about them,
我就会觉得我的事业受到了那么一点威胁 I consider it kind of a threat to my business.
我不知道你在说什么 I don't even know what you're talking about.
给我听好了 小子 You listen to me, boy.
不懂的话就给我安分点 Don't go poking around in things you don't understand
否则我就会变身为你最可怕的噩梦 or I'll be your worst nightmare.
我是嗜血恶魔! I'm Frankenstein's head on a spider's body!
好吧 嗯... Yeah, um...
我妈妈等着我回家呢 我就先... Okay, my mom is expecting me. So, I'm just going to...
当然 当然了 快回去玩你的家庭游戏吧 Of course, of course. Now, go back to your family game time.
奶奶刚走完她那步 Grandma just finished her turn.
你怎么知道的? How did you know?
醒醒吧 到处都是我的眼线 Please. I have eyes everywhere.
啊! Huh!
你住在一个多美的小镇啊 泰德 You got a beautiful town here, Ted.
不如多注意一下你身边的美好事物吧 Lots of fun stuff to occupy your short attention span.
我实在想不出有什么理由 Why, I can't think of any reason
会让你再次踏出这个小镇一步 you would ever want to go outside of town again.
永远都不许 Ever.
哦了! 谈得很好 谈得非常好 Okay! Good talk. Really good talk.
又来 Oh, no.
小心! Look out!
嘿 老兄? 你真该换个门铃了 Hey, man? You know, you need to change that door bell.
- 哦 你想我了 - 啥? - Oh, you missed me. - What?
既然你又回来了 You're already back.
你肯定是有那么点 想我了 对吧? Clearly, you missed me a little. Right?
不 才没有 我只是想听听故事的结局 No, I didn't. I'm just here to hear the end of the story.
为什么你非要对树感兴趣呢? Why are you so interested in trees anyway?
为什么就不能像别的孩子那样 Why aren't you like other kids,
穿着灯笼裤跳跳霹雳舞 break dancing and wearing bell-bottoms,
要不就去玩超级大金刚? and playing the Donkey Kongs?
确实 对哦 对哦 我也不清楚 Yeah, right, right. I don't know.
那个 我只是觉得 Uh, I just thought
有一棵活生生的树会很酷 你懂吗? it would be kind of cool to have one, you know?
哦? Huh?
因为女孩子 对吧? It's a girl, isn't it?
什么? 不! What? No!
真的吗? 如果一个人做了一次傻事 Really? Because when a guy does something stupid once,
是因为人都会犯错 well, that's because he's a guy.
如果他做了两次同样的傻事 But if he does the same stupid thing twice,
通常情况下 是为了吸引某个小女孩注意 it's usually to impress some girl.
嘿 她可不是什么小女孩! Hey, she is not some girl!
她可是个熟女 高中里的 She's a woman, in high school.
她很喜欢树 我会让她得到的 And she loves trees. And I'm going to get her one.
这样啊! Aw!
看到有人不被现实所困 可真好啊 How nice to see someone so undeterred by things like reality.
谢谢 Thank you.
好吧 上回讲到哪了? All right, but where did we leave off?
终于完成了一件百变巾 Now that's a Thneed.
编织可没什么娘娘腔的 绝对不是 Nothing unmanly about knitting. No, sir.
看着点... Look at that...
哦! Oh!
谁教你们这样偷床的? Who taught you guys how to steal a bed?
嘘! Shh!
就这样 轻一点 Okay, nice and easy.
干得不错 伙计们 没你们还真不成 Nice work, you guys. Couldn't have done it without you.
开什么国际玩笑 他会游泳吗? You got to be kidding me. Can he swim?
当然不会! Of course he can't swim!
坚持住 小不点! 我这就来救你! Hang on, Pipsqueak! I'm coming to get you!
嘿 金鱼们 把床停下来! Hey, you fishies! Stop that bed!
吼吼! 吼吼! Whoo! Whoo!
跳上去 跳上去! Jump, jump!
快点上去 快点 Come on, get up there. Come on.
去 去啊! 再来点 再来一点! Go, go! A little bit more! A little bit more!
现在怎么办? Now what?
嗯嗯 Mmm-mmm.
给我上去 Get up there.
好啦 小不点 把手给我 Okay, Pipsqueak, give me your hand.
来啊 来老雷斯这 Come on, reach out for the Lorax.
你要去哪? Where did you go?
贪吃熊 Bar-ba-loots.
哦 这下糟了 Oh, that's bad.
嘿 瘦竹竿 醒醒! Hey, Beanpole, wake up!
怎么回事? 我在哪呢? What's happening? Where am I?
嘿! 我们有麻烦了! 水越来越急了! Hey! We got trouble, and it's coming up fast!
哇喔! Whoo!
竟然在河里! We're in a river!
咻! Whew!
哦 不是吧 Oh, no.
你倒是做点什么! Just do something!
这就来帮你! Help is on the way!
不 不! No, no!
坚持住! Just a minute!
哦 不! Oh, no!
醒醒! 醒醒! Wake up! Wake up!
啊呸! Yuck!
击! Clear!
啊! Ah!
我差点就到天堂了 I was heading into the light,
你把我拉了回来 我醒过来了! and you pulled me right back and here I am!
你救了我的命! You saved my life!
是啊 我知道 其实也没什么了不起的 Yeah, I know. Well, no, it's not that big a deal.
这很了不起! It is a big deal!
我差点就冲下瀑布了! 等等... Look, I almost went over that waterfall! Wait...
我的床 我的床怎么会在河里? On my bed. How did my bed get in the river?
额... 关于这点... Uh... About that...
实际上... 是我放到河里的 Actually... I put your bed in the water.
我无意伤害你 I didn't mean you any harm.
只是想让河水静静地把你带走 I just wanted to calmly float you away.
你看 这的每个人都需要树 Look, everyone here needs the trees
可你呢 却要砍掉它们! and you're chopping them down!
这样的话 会给我们带来大麻烦的 So, we've got a big problem.
好吧 这样 All right, look.
在此我发誓 我不会再砍倒一棵树 I hereby swear that I will never chop down another tree.
我保证 I promise.
谢谢 不过我会一直盯着你的 Thank you. But I'm going to keep my eye on you.
很好 明天是个大日子 Good. Now, I've got a big day tomorrow
我现在要去睡觉了 so I'm going to get some sleep.
得先找到我的床 Right after I find my bed.
妈呀! Ow!
好吧 你在这... Okay, what are you...
能问个问题吗 他们在这干嘛? Question, what are they doing here?
可以的话 再问一个 你在这干嘛呢?! And follow up, if I may, what are you doing here?!
是这样 经过昨晚的事之后 Well, after the incident last night,
我们找到了你的一只袜子 然后就来这还给你 we found one of your socks and came here to return it.
不过我们到这之后 发现你睡着了 But when we got here, you were asleep.
什么东西? What?
好恶心! Ew!
说得太对了 睡觉就是暗示别人 Exactly. And sleeping is the body's way
请勿打扰 赶紧走开 of telling other people to go away.
我知道 不过你这看起来好舒服 I know, but you looked so cozy.
外面又好冷 我们不小心就睡着了 一切安好 And it was cold outside, and we just fell asleep. No harm done.
"一切安好?" "一切安好?" 好吧 "No harm done"? "No harm done"? Okay.
好吧 这是给我喝水用的 不过 以后不会了 Okay, I put my lips on those. Well, I used to, anyway.
我的神 Ew.
你刚才不会是... 在我的碗里! Did you just... In my bowl!
你要这玩意儿干嘛? Why do you have one of these?
连胡子都没有 You don't even have a mustache.
好了 到此为止! Okay, that's it!
什么? 我们昨晚说好的 What? I thought we made a deal last night.
是的 的确 Yes, we did.
我说的是不会再砍倒一棵树 And I said I wouldn't chop down any more trees.
我说的是我会一直盯着你的 And I said I was going to keep an eye on you.
我好饿呀 早餐吃点啥呢? I'm starving. What's for breakfast?
我看还是算了吧 Breakfast is overrated.
你知道吗? 我要去工作了 耶 You know what? I got work to do. Yeah.
我要进城去 卖我的百变巾 I got to go into town and sell my Thneed.
你砍掉了我一棵树 You chopped down one of my trees
就做了这么一件破烂? to make that piece of garbage?
瞧瞧这... Look at that...
"破烂"? 哦 不 哦 不! "Garbage"? Oh, no. Oh, no!
你根本就不懂 You do not get it.
这可是革命性的新产品 This is a revolutionary product
它会改变整个世界 that will change the world as we know it.
具备数不清的功能! It has a million uses!
这样就成了泳装! Look at this. It's a swimsuit!
不速之客把地板踩得到处是泥怎么办? Mud tracked all over your floor by uninvited guests?
很简单 百变巾会轻松搞定! Well, the Thneed sure comes in handy for that!
不过 惊喜还在后面! But wait, there's more!
多亏了这全天然微纤维 Thanks to its all-natural microfibers,
它具有高吸水性! the Thneed is super-absorbent!
还能当帽子使 It also works as a hat.
当然啦 把它拧干会好一点 Of course, you probably want to wring it out first.
行了 卖你的去吧 Go ahead, knock yourself out.
但是没人会买你那个玩意儿的 But nobody is going to buy that thing.
谢谢你告诉我 Good to know.
幸运的是 你不是我的目标市场 怪咖 Well, fortunately, you are not the target market, weirdo.
你还带着吉他? You're bringing a guitar?
是呀 我会玩点音乐 Oh, yeah. I got a little jingle.
我要去震撼全场 百变巾会大卖的! I'm gonna blow some minds, gonna sell some Thneeds!
耶! Yeah.
# 人人都需要百变巾 # Everybody needs a Thneed
# 好东西人人都想... # A fine thing that all people...
坐下来 接着唱啊 Sit down, go on.
不幸的是 第一天我没能卖出去 Unfortunately, I didn't sell it the first day.
# 百变巾超级好 # The Thneed is good
# 百变巾超级赞...# The Thneed is great...
嘿! Hey!
第二天也是 Or the second day.
嘿! Hey!
然后 第三天第四天第五天都这样 Or the third, or fourth, or fifth day.
嘿 这个正中软肋 Okay, that one hit the tender spot.
直到最后... Until finally...
够了! 知道吗 That's it! You know what?
我不干这事了 I'm done with this thing.
哦 Aw.
让家里人说对了 我不干了! My family was right. I quit!
嘿 帽子不错啊 Hey. Cool hat.
哦 我的神! 我好想有一顶 Oh, my gosh! I totally want one.
这件小东西让我更欣赏你了 That thing makes me like you more.
嘿! 你的百变巾哪去了 卖掉了吗? Hey! Where's your Thneed, did you sell it?
嗨 不 不 没卖掉 Hey. No, no. Didn't sell it.
我想它可能太前卫了 Turns out, it's ahead of its time, I guess.
嘿 你已经做到最好了 对吧? Hey, you gave it your best shot. Right?
你已经尽力了 What more can you do?
来吧 坐这 跟我们一起玩 Come on, take a seat, we'll deal you in.
你们在玩什么? What are we playing?
我在打扑克 他在玩金钩钓鱼 I'm playing poker. He's playing Go Fish.
那个我估计是饿了 And I think he's hungry.
哦 Oh.
烤薄饼啊烤薄饼 Pancake, the pancake
接着! Up!
谁准备好吃第九个? Who is up for ninths?
哦哦! 哦哦! 哦哦! 哦哦! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
呜哦! Whoa!
好吧 把它们递给我 All right, pass them over.
耶 看吧? Yeah, see?
出什么事了? What's going on?
哦 不 怎么这么多人 Oh, no. That's a lot of people.
# 人人都需要百变巾 # Everybody needs a Thneed
# 好东西人人都需要 # A fine thing that all people need
# 百变巾超级好 百变巾超级赞 # The Thneed is good The Thneed is great
# 希望不要来得太迟买不到 # Let's hope we're not too late
# 做成帽子超时髦 # It's a super trendy hat
# 抻成绳子练体操 # It's a tightrope for an acrobat
# 拉成网子捉蝴蝶 # A net for catching butterflies
# 还能用来锻炼身体 # A thing we use for exercise
# 人人都需要百变巾 # Everybody needs a Thneed
# 好东西人人都需要 # A fine thing that all people need
# 人人都需要百变巾 # Everybody needs a Thneed
太棒了! 有生意做了 宝贝! Oh, yeah! We're in business, baby!
# 我们需要百变巾 # We need a Thneed
妈妈? 嘿 是我! Mom? Hey, it's me!
我告诉过你我会成功的! I told you I was going to be a success!
你赶紧把整个家都搬到这里来 You need to bring the whole family here right now.
我们要发大财了! We're going to be rich!
怎么了? 这些帮助我都用的上 别担心 What? I'm going to need all the help I can get. Don't worry.
那他告诉你去哪找树了? So, has he told you how to get a tree yet?
事实上 还没 Actually, no.
不过我觉得他很快就会说到那部分了 But I think he's going to get to that part really soon.
- 到了 - 啥? - Here we are. - What?
很快回来 I'll just be a minute.
哦 哇 嘿 奥德丽! Oh, wow. Hey, Audrey!
哦 嗨 泰德! 怎么了? Oh, hi, Ted! What's up?
你知道我的 到处逛逛 释放灵感 You know me, just cruising. Putting out the vibe.
身体和心灵独处 Just me and my thoughts.
噢 这就是你经常提起的那个女孩? Oh, is this the girl you're always talking about?
外婆! 别胡说八道了 Grandma! Stop making things up.
她比想象中更漂... She's even prettier than...
好了 得走了! 拜拜 Okay, got to run! Bye.
好了 外婆 我载你回家! Okay, Grammy, let's get you home!
老欧敬上
老欧私人财产
耶! Yeah!
哇! Whoa!
抱歉 很抱歉 I'm so sorry. So sorry.
瞎了我的狗眼 Did not wanna see that.
哇! Whoa!
哇吼吼! Whoa-ho-ho!
嘿! Hey!
嘿 我回来了 Hey, I'm back.
你带了什么? What have you got there?
太棒了! Yes!
哇! Whoa!
谢谢你 泰德 Thank you, Ted.
现在 想象一下 Now, picture this.
蓝天白云 风和日丽 美妙绝伦 Sun shining, a blue sky, a perfect day.
从那时开始一切不复存在 It was all downhill from there.
哇! Whoa!
什么破烂地方 What a dump.
嗨 格丽泽尔达阿姨! Hey, Aunt Grizelda!
嘿 看 看这个! Hey, Chet, check this out!
拉长线! Go long!
不 布雷特 它不是一个... No, Brett, that's actually not a...
好吧 Okay.
长线! 长线! Go long! Go long!
拿到了! 拿到了! I got it! I got it!
拿到! Got it!
他完全撞上了那棵树! He totally ran into that tree!
噢! Ow!
小万 是你吗? Oncie, is that you?
妈妈! Mom!
这是他! 这是我飞黄腾达的大儿子! There he is! There's my big, suddenly successful son!
我就知道你会成功的 小万 不是吗? We always knew you would make it, Oncie. Right?
嘿! 我爱这家伙! Hey! I love this guy!
但你总说我再怎么样也不会有出息 忘了吗? But you always said I wouldn't amount to anything, remember?
瞧你说的 我那只是想激励你! Hush your mouth. I was just trying to motivate you!
很高兴你澄清了这一点 I am really glad that you clarified that
因为我为此伤心了很长一段时间 because it actually hurt my feelings for a really long time.
不管怎样 你们都来了 Anyway, you're all here,
你们都为我工作 这感觉真棒 you all work for me, and that's cool.
我们开始工作吧 So, let's get to work.
布雷特 切特 把房车架起来! Brett, Chet, set up the RV!
你能不抛那只熊吗? Would you stop throwing that bear?
时间到了 后退 停 Time out. Back up. Stop.
别再靠近一步 没有人可以搬进来 Don't move an inch. Nobody's moving in here.
你们必须离开 再见 You got to go. Goodbye.
谁邀请了这颗巨型毛花生? So, who invited the giant, furry peanut?
你叫我花生? You calling me a peanut, huh?
我要打掉你的鼻子! I'll go right up your nose!
哇! 哇! 哇! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
你不能打女人 You wouldn't hit a woman.
那是个女人? That's a woman?
好了 大家都冷静一下 Okay. Everyone, cool it.
我们不要以这种不好的方式开头 Let's not get off on the wrong foot here.
家人们 这是我的朋友... Um, family, this is my friend...
老朋友 Acquaintance.
对 老朋友 很好的老朋友 老雷斯 Yeah, acquaintance. Very good acquaintance, the Lorax.
- 他是树木的代言人 - 对 - He speaks for the trees. - That's right.
我代表树叫你们滚蛋! And on behalf of the trees, get out!
你能和善一点吗! 这是我的家人 Will you just be nice! This is my family.
我需要他们的帮助 And I'm going to need their help
让我的公司壮大 明白吗? if my company is going to get bigger. Okay?
壮大? Bigger?
对 它不再是小规模经营 Yeah, this isn't some rinky-dink operation any more.
我有计划 我要大展宏图! I got plans. Big plans!
全世界到处都是百变巾 多么壮观呀! A vision of a world filled with Thneeds. It's going to be huge!
树朝哪边倒下? Which way does a tree fall?
额 下面吗? Uh, down?
树朝倾斜的方向倒下 A tree falls the way it leans.
小心你倾向了哪边 Be careful which way you lean.
看 太棒了 I mean, look at this. It's amazing.
我为自己感到骄傲 I am so proud of me.
小万 我们有点小问题 Oncie, we've got us a little problem.
问题? Problem?
嗯哼 Mmm-hmm.
看 我们的百变巾供不应求 See, we're not making Thneeds fast enough.
一束一束地采集太费时间! Harvesting the tufts takes too long!
那我们该怎么办? Well, what else can we do?
我刚想到一个主意 Well, and this just came to me,
我们可以把树砍倒 we could always start chopping down the trees.
什么? What?
你想想 那可以加快速度! Now you're thinking. That would speed things up!
但是... But...
没有那么多"但是" 小万 No "but" s, Oncie.
你是在经营公司 You're running a business now.
做的事必须对公司有益 You have to do what's best for the company,
还有你的妈妈 and your momma.
我想砍几棵树也没什么大不了 Well, I guess it couldn't hurt to chop down a few trees.
我很为你骄傲 小万 过来! You've made me so proud, Oncie. Come here!
嘿! 我爱这家伙! Hey! I love this guy!
不 不 不 不! 停! 拜托 停 No! No, no, no! Stop it! Please, stop.
接招吧 该死的树! Take that, you stupid tree!
你这是要去哪儿? Where do you think you're going?
不好意思 先生 我要见你的老板 Excuse me, sir. I need to talk with your boss.
哦 抱歉 Oh, I'm sorry,
万先生现在不见任何人 but Mr. Once-ler's not seeing anyone right now.
他会见我的 所以... Yeah, well, he'll see me. So...
把你的爪子拿开! Hey, keep your paws off me!
给我个理由 小矮子 Give me a reason, Shorty.
你背弃了你的诺言 Hey, you broke your promise.
你不该是这样的 You're better than this.
你要打住! 这样很糟糕! You gotta stop! This is bad!
过得愉快! Have a nice day!
糟糕? Bad?
我不糟糕 我是好人 只是他不懂而已 I'm not bad, I'm the good guy here. He just doesn't get it.
你认为我很糟糕吗? Do you think I'm bad?
谢了! Thank you!
我终于转运了 I mean, something good finally happens to me,
他却来泼我冷水 and he just has to come along and rain on my parade.
他搞什么? What's his problem?
是吧? See?
是 很糟! 没错 Yeah, bad! Right.
# 我能有多坏? # How bad can I be?
# 我只是顺其自然 # I'm just doin' what comes naturally
# 我能有多坏? # How bad can I be?
# 一切都是命运的安排 # I'm just following my destiny
# 我能有多坏? # How bad can I be?
# 我只是顺其自然 # I'm just doin' what comes naturally
# 我能有多坏? # How bad can I be?
# 我到底能有多坏? # How bad can I possibly be?
# 自然自有法则存在 # Well, there's a principle in nature
# 自然法则 # Principle in nature
# 每个生物都应该明白 # That almost every creature knows
# 那就是优胜劣汰 # Called survival of the fittest
# 优胜劣汰 # Survival of the fittest
# 听好了 就是这么回事 # And check it, this is how it goes
# 要想赢就得不择手段 # The animal that wins gotta scratch and fight
# 不择手段 # And claw and bite and punch
# 那失败者呢 那失败者呢 # And the animal that doesn't Well, the animal that doesn't
# 只能成为别人的腹中餐 # Winds up someone else's La-la-la-la lunch
# 嚼 嚼 嚼 嚼 嚼 就是这样 # Munch, munch, munch, munch, munch I'm just sayin'
# 我能有多坏? # How bad can I be?
# 我只是顺其自然 # I'm just doin' what comes naturally
# 我能有多坏? # How bad can I be?
# 一切都是命运的安排 # I'm just following my destiny
# 我能有多坏? # How bad can I be?
# 我只是顺其自然 # I'm just doin' what comes naturally
# 我能有多坏? # How bad can I be?
# 我到底能有多坏? # How bad can I possibly be?
# 商场自有规则存在 # There's a principle in business
# 商场法则 # Principle in business
# 人人都知道商场深不可测 # That everybody knows is sound
# 都说有钱 有钱 # It says the people with the money People with the money
# 有钱能使鬼推磨 # Make this ever-loving world go round
# 所以我要扩大我的公司 # So I'm biggering my company
# 扩大我的工厂 # I'm biggering my factory
# 让公司的标识无处不在 # I'm biggering my corporate sign
# 壮大 壮大! # Bigger, bigger!
# 各人自扫门前雪 # Everybody out there You take care of yours
# 莫管他人瓦上霜 # I'll take care of mine-mine-mine-mine-mine
# 赚钱无下限 # Shake that bottom line
# 你们说 烟雾令人窒息! # Let me hear you say Smogulous Smoke!
# 令人窒息! # Smogulous Smoke!
# 污水臭气熏天! # Schloppity-Schlopp!
# 臭气熏天! # Schloppity-Schlopp!
# 尽管抱怨吧 我永远不会停停停停息 # Complain all you want It's never, ever, ever, ever gonna stop
# 停! # Stop!
# 我到底能有多坏? # Come on, how bad can I possibly be?
# 我能有多坏? # How bad can I be?
# 我只是在发展经济 # I'm just building the economy
# 我能有多坏? # How bad can I be?
# 看看我怎样爱抚这只小调皮 # Just look at me petting this puppy
# 我能有多坏? # How bad can I be?
# 我赚的钱还要给慈善基金 # A portion of proceeds goes to charity
# 我能有多坏? # How bad can I be?
# 我到底能有多坏? 让我们瞧瞧! # How bad could I possibly be? Let's see!
# 顾客们都买起来 # All the customers are buying
# 我的钱开始翻几番 # And the money's multiplying
# 公关部的谎都撒起来 # And the PR people are lying
# 连律师都为我抵赖 # And the lawyers are denying
# 谁在乎死了几棵树呢? # Who cares if a few trees are dying?
# 这是多让人满意的买卖! # This is all so gratifying!
# 我到底? # How bad?
# 我到底能有多坏? # How bad can this possibly be?
大而不倒
百变巾售出量!
最近可好? So, how are things?
你在这做什么? What are you doing here?
开心了? 你填满了内心的欲壑了吗? Happy yet? You fill that hole deep down inside you?
还是未填满? Or do you still need more?
听着 如果你对我所做的不满 Look, if you've got a problem with what I'm doing,
为什么不用你所谓的力量来阻止我呢? why haven't you used your quote-unquote powers to stop me?
我告诉过你 它不是这么用的 I told you, that's not how it works.
对 我忘了 你是个骗子 Right, I forgot. You're a fraud.
我要你滚 立刻! I need you to get out. Now!
为什么? 我让你感到良心不安了吗? Why? Do I make you uncomfortable?
记起你许下的诺言了吗? Remind you of the promises you made?
记起以前的你了吗? The man you used to be?
你知道吗? You know what?
你可以闭上你的胡子 我的良心很好 You can just shut your mustache. My conscience is clear.
我没做犯法的事 I have done nothing illegal.
我有权也有意愿继续扩大我的公司 I have my rights, and I intend to keep on biggering
砍更多的棉花糖树 将它们变成百变巾 and biggering, and turning more Truff ula trees into Thneeds.
没有什么能阻止我这么做! And nothing is going to stop me!
就是它 Well, that's it.
最后一棵树 The very last one.
它或许能阻止你 That may stop you.
有人的确靠它发财了 Somebody sure made a bundle on that thing.
我在想下一个百万富翁是靠什么发家的 I wonder what the next million dollar invention's going to be.
我也想知道... Yeah, I wonder...
孩子 你让我失望了 Son, you have let me down.
布雷特 现在你是我最喜欢的孩子了 Brett, you are now my favorite child.
嘿 听着 我不想有麻烦 Hey, look, I don't want any trouble.
你不会有 他们不会找你麻烦 And you won't get any. Not from them.
由于你的肆意砍伐 排放废气 侵占资源 Thanks to you and your hacking, and smogging and glupping,
他们不能再住这里了 they can't live here any more.
所以 我送他们离开 So, I'm sending them off.
希望他们能找到 Hopefully, they'll be able to find
一个更好的栖息地 a better place out there somewhere.
梅尔文? Melvin?
梅尔文... Melvin...
嘿 小不点 Hey, Pipsqueak...
嘿... Hey...
所以 这都是你的错 So, this is really all your fault.
你毁了一切 You destroyed everything.
是的 Yes.
老雷斯走后的每一天 And each day since the Lorax left,
我都在忏悔我所做的一切 I've sat here regretting everything I've done,
看着那个词 "除非" staring at that word, "unless,"
疑惑它是什么意思 and wondering what it meant.
但现在 我想... But now I'm thinking...
或许 你就是 Well, maybe you're the reason
老雷斯留下那个词的原因 the Lorax left that word there.
我? 为什么他要留那个给我? Me? Why would he leave that for me?
因为 除非有人像你一样非常在乎 Because unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot,
否则一切都不能好转 nothing is going to get better.
绝不能 It's not.
最后一粒棉花糖树的种子 The last Truff ula seed.
你要让它生根发芽 You need to plant it, Ted.
太好了 但是没有人在乎那些树了 Yeah, but, nobody cares about trees any more.
那你就让他们重新在乎 Then make them care.
把种子种在镇中心所有人都能看到的地方 Plant the seed in the middle of town, where everyone can see.
就能扭转乾坤 Change the way things are.
我知道这玩意小得微不足道 I know it may seem small and insignificant,
但是其大小无关紧要 but it's not about what it is,
重要的是它能长成一棵大树 it's about what it can become.
这可不仅仅是一粒种子 That's not just a seed,
就像你不只是个小男孩一样 any more than you're just a boy.
我不会让你失望的 I won't let you down.
我知道 I know.
嗨 奥德丽! Hey, Audrey!
奥德丽! Audrey!
泰德? Ted?
你在这做什么? 到我家见 What are you doing? Meet me at my house.
等下 什么状况 Wait, but...
到我家去 My house, okay?
得去播种了 Got to plant the seed.
好 我们需要浇水 Okay, we're going to need water.
还得有挖坑的玩意 And uh, something to dig with.
看看有什么可以... 泰德在吗? Um, what do I have... Ted?
妈 我正忙着呢 Mom, I'm busy, Mom.
西奥多·威金斯 快点下来 Theodore Wiggins, get down here right now,
没跟你闹着玩! and I am not kidding with you!
泰德 来见见老欧先生 Ted, I would like you to meet Mr. O'Hare,
咱们镇上最有权势的人 the most powerful man in town.
这就是那孩子! There he is!
你好啊 泰德 Hello, Ted.
额... Uh...
- 嗨 - 这孩子挺聪明吧 老欧先生? - Hi. - Isn't he clever, Mr. O'Hare?
他连自己的名字都知道呢 He knows his own name and everything.
你知道咱们现在需要什么吗 威金斯太太? You know what I would love right now, Mrs. Wiggins?
好吃的饼干 A delicious cookie.
太好了 Wonderful.
我要和泰迪要好好聊聊 Teddy and I'll stay here and talk.
你们聊 你干脆收他当干儿子算了 Sure, why don't you go ahead and adopt him?
说着玩的 您别当真 I'm just kidding. That was a joke. I was just joking.
我给你们拿饼干去 I'll get your cookie.
我知道东西在你手上 泰德 I know you have it, Ted.
那咱么就打开天窗说亮话吧 怎么样? So, let's put an end to this nonsense, shall we?
交出种子来 Hand it over.
很抱歉... I'm sorry...
我不知道你在说什么 I don't know what you're talking about.
真的? 那好 Really? Well, then...
那我们就只能搜你的房间了 I guess you wouldn't mind us checking your room.
不 不 不! No, no, no!
莫迪! 麦格克! 找种子去! Morty! McGurk! Find the seed!
不行 你们不能上去! No, you can't go up there!
伙计们 这太荒谬了 停下! Guys, this is ridiculous. Stop!
嘿! Hey!
不行 你们不能进我房间! No, you can't come in my room!
找出来! Find it!
这里出了什么事? What is going on here?
跟你没关系! 滚回楼下去! This doesn't involve you! Get back downstairs!
不好意思 下面那个! Excuse me, down there!
我才不管你是谁 你个小疯娃子! I don't care who you are, you little crazy baby-man!
滚出我家去 太过分了 Get out of my house now. This is outrageous.
那好 抱歉了 Fine. Sorry.
这其中肯定有点误会 我们马上走 Must have been a misunderstanding. We'll be leaving now.
很抱歉 泰德 And my apologies, Ted.
祝你平安 You be safe.
说说到底是怎么回事? Mind telling me what's going on here?
我的种子呢? The seed! Where is it?
什么种子? Seed?
外婆跑哪去了? Where's Grammy?
这种子还活着呢! It's alive!
我记得你 I remember you.
泰德 到底... Ted, what...
奥德丽! Audrey!
嘿 到底怎么... 好吧! Hey, did you want to... Well, okay!
泰德 怎么回事? Ted, what is this about?
就是这么回事 It's about this.
等等 Wait, wait, wait.
那不就是... Is that...
是的 最后的棉花糖树种子 Yes. The last Truff ula seed.
你得帮我把它种在镇中心 And you're going to help me plant it right in the middle of town
让所有人都能看到 where everyone can see it.
我现在就想亲你! I could just kiss you right now!
没时间给你们亲了 We don't have time for that.
我想这点时间还是有的 I don't know, we have a little time.
但是 大事要紧 我们还是快走吧 But, you know what, let's just go. Let's go Forget about it.
- 神经病! - 嘿! - Maniac! - Hey!
啊! Ah!
追来了 Here it comes!
走这边 I'm going for it.
哦 你好啊! Oh, hello!
泰德 后面有艘大飞艇! Ted, big scary blimp coming.
喔! Whoa!
这玩意你可躲不开 小男孩! You won't get away with this, boy!
去吧! Bam!
快点 白痴! Go faster, you idiot!
耶! Yeah!
加大油门 泰德! Step on it, Ted!
哇! Whoa!
你被炒了! You're fired!
喔! 泰德 小心! Whoa! Ted, look out!
没人能打败欧黑拉... Nobody beats Aloysius O...
泰德... Ted...
糟了 This is not good.
怎么办? How's it doing?
哇吼吼! Whoa-ho-ho!
傻逼! Loser!
哦 真的吗? Oh, really?
糟了 种子被吹飞了! Oh, no. The seed!
去拿种子! Get that seed!
抓紧! 出发了! Hang on! Here we go!
外婆! Grammy!
你外婆太牛了! Seriously, how cool is your grandma?
不! No!
来吧! Come on!
对 就是这样 Yeah, that's right.
在那里! There it is!
嘿! 看路啊 笨蛋! Hey! Watch the road, you meathead!
啊! Ah!
嘿 噢 噢! Hey, ow, ow!
搞什么! Oh, come on!
怎么回事... What the...
把它拔出来 快拔出来! Get it unstuck, get it unstuck!
放马过来 泰迪! Bring it on, Teddy!
谅你也没这个胆! You don't have the guts!
泰德! Ted!
外婆! Grammy!
- 喔吼吼! - 好样的! - Whoo-hoo! - Yes!
嘿 嘿 嘿! Hey, hey, hey!
嘿! 那不是老欧先生吗... Hey! It's Mr. O...
活该 小矮子! Take that, shorty!
好的 我们得把它埋进土里 Okay, we have to get this in the ground.
种哪里呢? 这里连土都没有 But where? There's no dirt anywhere.
别 外婆... No, Grammy...
嘿 快出来! Hey, get out of there!
啊 Ah!
嘿! Hey!
啥? What?
看 我怎么跟你说的? 简单吧 哈? See, what did I tell you? Easy. Huh?
他们把老欧先生的头弄掉了 Hey, they broke O'Hare's head!
你在做什么 孩子? What do you think you're doing, kid?
我们要找个地方种树 Um, I'm looking for a place to plant a tree.
一棵真正的树 A real one.
我们要树做什么? Why would we need a tree?
说的没错 Exactly.
哦 天哪 Oh, man.
同志们... Folks...
你们根本不需要树 The last thing you want around here is trees.
树木多脏啊! They're filthy!
把脏兮兮的粘液喷得到处都是 Spewing that sticky, nasty sap all over the place.
还会引来毒蚂蚁和蜇人的蜜蜂 They bring poisonous ants and stinging bees.
- 嘿! - 好痛 - Hey! - Ouch.
为孩子们想想 Think about the kids.
我还在想 它们竟然还长树叶! And, I just thought, you know, they make leaves!
你们知道的 对吧? You know that, right?
那些树叶 会掉的 Then these leaves, they just fall.
掉得哪儿都是 They just fall wherever they want!
拜托! 我们知道你为什么不要树 Come on! We know why you're really against trees.
就因为它们吐出新鲜空气 Because they produce fresh air.
免费的! For free!
哦! Oh!
我受伤了! 你个骗子! I am wounded! You have lied!
这才不是谎言! 这是光合作用 It is not a lie! It's called photosynthesis.
得了吧 她这是胡编乱造! Come on. She's making that up!
别信他们的谎话! That's a made-up word, people!
百变小镇现在这样就挺好的 Thneedville is perfect just the way it is.
我们不需要树! We don't need trees!
那男孩手上有一颗种子 That boy has a seed.
我们得阻止他! 谁和我一起上? 来吧! We need to stop him! Who's with me? Come on!
老欧先生说得对! O'Hare is right!
种子会毁了我们的生活! 阻止他们! Seeds will ruin us all! Stop it!
最后的机会 孩子 交出种子来! Last chance, kid. Hand it over!
你以为你能逃去哪儿? Where do you think you're going?
快 我们快走! Come on, let's go!
进来 进来! Get in, get in!
嘿! Hey!
阻止那个疯子! Stop that maniac!
借过借过 都让开! Excuse me, excuse me. Watch out!
泰德 你要撞墙上了 Ted, you're going to hit the wall!
就是要撞墙 Yeah. I know.
哇 你们看见了吗? Wow. Did you see that?
这小孩以为自己是谁啊 哈? Who does this kid think he is, huh?
我是泰德·威金斯 I am Ted Wiggins.
我要为树讨个公道 And I speak for the trees.
事实上 百变小镇并不是完美的 And the fact is, things aren't perfect here in Thneedville.
而且事态还在恶化 And they're only going to get worse,
除非我们采取行动 unless we do something about it,
除非我们改变现状 unless we change our ways.
我们可以从种下这颗种子做起! And we can start by planting this!
好了 现在都好了 Okay. Come on, now. Everything is fine.
是吧? Right?
我觉得得告诉这个孩子我们的态度! I say we tell this kid what we think about that seed!
伙计们 都说说吧! People, come on!
你! 给我滚过来 You! Get out there right now
把这些人都拉到我这边来 不然就炒了你! and get these people on my side, or else you're fired!
说吧 你怎么想的 Go on, tell them what you think.
# 你们不识我 我的名字叫赛伊 # You don't know me, but my name's Cy
# 我只是老欧手下的运送员 # I'm just the O'Hare delivery guy
# 但是种树的想法并不坏 # But it seems like trees might be worth a try
# 让我说 把它种起来 # So I say let it grow
# 我的名字叫做丹 # My name is Dan
# 我的名字叫做罗斯 # And my name's Rose
# 我们的儿子韦斯利闪闪发光 # Our son Wesley kind of glows
# 这可不大妙 所以我们想 # And that's not good, so we suppose
# 把它种起来 # We should let it grow
# 种起来 种起来 # Let it grow, let it grow
# 一分耕耘 一分收获 # You can't reap what you don't sow
# 种子播种于大地 # Plant a seed inside the Earth
# 才能实现其意义 # Just one way to know its worth
# 普天同庆 世界重生 # Let's celebrate the world's rebirth
# 把它种起来 # We say let it grow
# 我叫玛丽 我才三岁! # My name's Marie, and I am three!
# 我想看看真的树 # I would really like to see a tree
# 我说把它种起来 # I say let it grow
# 我是诺玛外婆 年至耄耋 白发苍苍 # I'm Grammy Norma I'm old, and I've got gray hair
# 依稀记得昔日树之繁华 # But I remember when trees were everywhere
# 新鲜空气无需买 # And no one had to pay for air
# 我说把它种起来 # So I say let it grow
# 种起来 种起来 # Let it grow, let it grow
# 让我们回到以前 # Like it did so long ago
# 种子虽小 # It is just one tiny seed
# 但我们真的需要 # But it's all we really need
# 生活应当就此改变 # It's time to change the life we lead
# 现在把它种起来 # Time to let it grow
# 我叫老欧 你们其中的一员 # My name's O'Hare, I'm one of you
# 我也住在百变小镇 # I live here in Thneedville, too
# 你们所说也许是真 # The things you say just might be true
# 是时候开始改变 # It could be time to start anew
# 也许也该改变我的观念 # And maybe change my point of view
# 不! 我说让它死! # Nah! I say let it die!
# 让它死 让它死 # Let it die, let it die
# 让它枯萎... # Let it shrivel up and...
来吧 谁和我一起? Come on, who's with me?
没有人 Nobody.
# 你这个贪婪的混蛋! # You greedy dirt-bag!
# 种起来 种起来 # Let it grow, let it grow
# 让爱绽放光彩 # Let the love inside you show
# 种子播种于大地 # Plant a seed inside the Earth
# 才能实现其意义 # Just one way to know its worth
# 普天同庆 世界重生 # Let's celebrate the world's rebirth
# 我说把它种起来 # We say let it grow
# 种起来 种起来 # Let it grow, let it grow
# 一分耕耘 一分收获 # You can't reap what you don't sow
# 种子虽小 # It's just one tiny seed
# 但我们真的需要 # But it's all we really need
# 你的贪婪就此为止 # It's time to banish all your greed
# 梦想百变小镇 鲜花满地 森林茂密 # Imagine Thneedville flowered and treed
# 让我们在此庄严宣誓 # Let this be our solemn creed
谢谢你 泰德 Thank you, Ted.
# 我们把它种起来 # We say let it grow
# 在百变小镇 # In Thneedville
# 我们把它种起来 # We say let it grow
# 这是崭新的一天 # It's a brand new dawn
# 我们把它种起来 # We say let it grow
# 在百变小镇 # In Thneedville
# 我们把它种起来 # We say let it grow
# 这是崭新的一天 # It's a brand new dawn
做得好 瘦竹竿 You done good, Beanpole.
做得好 You done good.
还有 胡子修得不错 By the way, nice mustache.
除非有人能和你一样非常在乎 否则一切都不能好转 绝不能 - 苏斯博士
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